Wednesday, February 19, 2014

How to be like me

STEP 1: ONLY WEAR LIKE 3 PIECES OF CLOTHING AND NOTHING ELSE EVER



STEP 2: DRAW/PAINT MORBID, MILDLY TRAUMATIZING IMAGES THAT WOULD GET ANY NORMAL PERSON SENT TO A PSYCHIATRIC UNIT



STEP 3: BE THE WHITEST SHADE THAT HUMAN SKIN COULD POSSIBLY BE WITHOUT BEING CLASSIFIED AS HAVING ALBINISM

STEP 4: HAVE GENETICALLY MUTATED IRISES

STEP 5: HAVE A RELATIVELY ATTRACTIVE SMILE, BUT NEVER ACTUALLY DISPLAY SAID SMILE; ONLY MAKE REALLY ABNORMAL AND TERRIFYING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS NO MATTER THE SITUATION BECAUSE WHO NEEDS FRIENDS, NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

"Hmmm, this girl seems pleasant and good-looking"

"OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"

STEP 6: LOVE YOUR COLLECTION OF MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS MORE THAN YOUR FRIENDS OR FAMILY

STEP 7: LISTEN EXCLUSIVELY TO NU METAL, GRUNGE, DEATH METAL, BLACK METAL, AND...........PSYCHEDELIC ROCK FOR SOME REASON

"They look dirty."

"Aaaaand, nightmares"

"Is that a homeless man?

"That guy seems like the kind of person who rapes and eats puppies"

"Well that sure doesn't look very safe"

"YAY RAINBOWS OMG!"

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