About me, the abomination

Hmm.
I've never made an 'about' page before.
I CAN LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!
But I won't.
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Anywho, my name is Courtney Spaulding. Note, none of this shit actually matters. These facts are purely just to point out my own quirks. If you're into reading about that and end up deciding to read this whole list, all power to you. Creep.

-I have purple hair

-I speak terribly mediocre spanish

-I'm 5'2 and a half and I'm done growing. Along with my lack of vertical height, I'm also a women's shoe size 7 and my hands are smaller than a ten-year-old's. This is very shitty for me, because: see next bullet

-I play piano like a motherfucker

-I also sing, play trumpet, guitar, and bass

-I hate everything ever

-Actually I am apparently quite proficient at making people laugh which brings me some degree of self-satisfaction

-I am a massive grammar nazi, as I believe speaking english improperly when you've obviously been well educated is a sign of being an enormous dumbass

-I like to draw weird shit

-I have pretty awful depression and anxiety and an IQ of 134 but my sense of humor has eternally condemned me to a life of laughing while I'm crying because I can't take myself seriously due to the fact that I analyze everything too much. This will most likely result in my inevitable suicide note being terribly satirical and intentionally hilarious

-I plan on being a professional musician. If that doesn't work out, I want to be a tattoo artist. If that doesn't work, I want to be a psychiatrist. If that doesn't work, I'll live in my parents' basement and get really fat

-My music taste consists mainly of grunge, hard rock, alternative 90's rock, and progressive death metal. My favorite bands are Seether, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Meshuggah.

-I don't get nervous when I'm performing in front of shit tons of people, I get nervous when I wake up in the morning

-Blogging brings me a sense of joy that I should be but am to lazy to be getting from interacting with humans

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