April polls

Happy May!

Ah, once again we have seen another month pass. I, personally, think April is one of my least favorite months. It's like, the weather is still not at all consistent here in Park City; sometimes it's seventy degrees out with 2% humidity, and then when you wake up the next morning there's icicles hanging from your nostrils and a foot of snow is waiting outside for you to angrily stare at from your window. At least we had this month's poll to keep our spirits up (or at least above the point at which somebody commits mass homicide).

In regards to the majority, I'm rather pleased. However, I just want to make sure people took the following into consideration when they decided the most desirable choice was to where a hideous sweater forever: you have to wear it when you shower, when you have sex, when you go to the club, when you get married, when you go swimming, when you get married, when you go in for a job interview, when you're taking nudes for your significant other, at your high school and college graduation, and at your funeral. You can never take it off. EVER.

Now, I find it rather thought-provoking that the next most popular choice was "to be fisted." I should've put down "anally, without lube." Like, seriously? You would rather be violently butt punched, therefor impairing your walking and shitting abilities for weeks, than eat a nasty old fish? Huh. Interesting.

To the five people who chose "chew glass," do you know how fucking bad that would hurt? Like, you gotta chew that shit. You'd most likely require some degree of surgery to replace your teeth and remove the shards of glass from your flesh and tongue. 

One person chose to constantly pee their pants; this is the one I would've chosen. I mean, you could just wear a diaper all the time and only have the sexy times with individuals with a pee fetish. 

One psychopath chose to eat a live baby. Hmmm.