What I want (and probably won't get) for my birthday

My birthday is December 13th. These are the things I want, and most likely, will not get.

1. A labret piercing

2. A cake made entirely from weed brownie mix

3. Shaun Morgan

4. Nekkid snuggles with boyfriend

5. A tattoo of a puzzle piece behind my ear

6. Some more Shaun Morgan

7. To sleep, undisturbed, for as long as I want

8. Let's just look at Shaun Morgan for a while, shall we?