First of all, I'm not fat. I may eat absolute crap about every 3 minutes, but I'm 5'2 and I've never been over 120 pounds. So, before you call me a fat cow; I am not fat. I am a cow though. Cows are badass.
As I was saying, I suck at food. I'm a vegetarian, simply because I have no interest in eating the seasoned flesh of dead animals. So that eliminates a lot of nutritious food that I would otherwise be eating, because my family eats steak and pork and bacon out the ass.
But no. My diet consists of carbs, some fruit, and candy. Most people at least attempt to make their diet relatively healthy. Even the stupidest of humans understand that a proper diet is sorta important.
Except me. I eat crap, crap, and more crap. I really like gummies.
I HAD GUMMY BEARS FOR DINNER, MOTHERFUCKER.
I'm not overweight right now. Not even close. However, one day when I get old, my metabolism is gonna be like Lol fuck you and then I'll have several heart attacks a day. I can tell.
Eat healthy, kids.
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