I'm the kid your mother warned you about

Remember how when you were a kid, everyone told you to be careful as you grow up? You know; don't hang out with kids who smoke, don't hang out with kids who pierce their face, don't hang out with kids who sell you drugs, don't hang out with kids who tattoo themselves, etc etc.

Yeah. Hi. I'm that kid.

Let me tell you something. I will not sell you drugs. Drugs are bad. Nicotine is a drug. Alcohol is a drug. Weed is not a drug, it is a plant. Don't bitch to me about drugs if you're going to tell me about the horrors of a fucking plant. I still won't sell you weed. What's weed? I've never touched weed............Moving on......

I just gave myself a tattoo. I don't know how great it is, but hell, I tried. Imagine the most teenager-ly tattoo method you could imagine- that's what I just did. I used a sewing needle and sharpie ink. NEVER EVER DO THE THINGS THAT I DO. 

As you may or may not be able to see from this photo (if you can't, you're an idiot), I made a little heart on the side of my forearm next to some very old self harm scars that I have. It's a shitty picture and it looks a whole lot worse than it actually is.

Basically, if you suck at life like me and want to do this yourself (which I under no circumstances recommend to anybody), I basically just stabbed myself a lot with the needle in the shape of a heart, then rubbed in a shit ton of ink, then stabbed over it again, rubbed in some ink, and repeated that about 16 times. It won't look entirely solid when the ink on the surface of my skin fades, it'll be like exactly what I just described.

Kids, if you want to remain wholesome, don't hang out with me. I am, however, very nice, and I do my best to love everybody. I don't know, I think I'm pretty fun to be friends with. Just not if you're afraid of going to hell.