How to dye your hair blue like a sexy person

Step 1: Acquire hair dye

Go to the store and buy the shit outta that hair dye. Hells yeah, you buy it HARD! Use that money like you mean it! FUCKIN BUY THAT SHIT, GOD YES.

Step 2: Go home

This is probably a good idea, as I do not believe it's much fun to dye your hair smack in the middle of a beauty supply shop. You also might get kicked out and/or arrested for public disturbance. Just sayin, it's always nice to majorly discolor your hair in the comfort of your own house.

Step 3: Put on some shitty clothing

Yeah, knowing you, you were probably already in shitty clothing. However, I'm talking shit that you look at and say, "Why the hell haven't I thrown this out yet?" You don't want to get dye all over your nice clothes, or even your mildly hideous clothes. If the clothes you've chosen make you look like a dirty hobo, you may move on to the next step.

Step 4: Put that dye on your hair!

You should probably use some sort of tint brush and gloves, but whatever, you're probably a rebel if you're dyeing your hair, and rebels don't need safety precautions. Use your bare hands if you want to look like you just jacked off a smurf.

Step 5: Wait

You must let the dye process in your hair for at least an hour. I leave my dye in for several hours. Feel free to do work and be productive, or if you want to be like me because I'm so cool, entertain yourself by making derpy faces. When making retarded facial expressions, make sure you aren't wearing any makeup. This ensures that nobody will take you seriously, as there is absolutely nothing attractive about you. This way, everyone can just focus on the level of derp you've achieved.

Step 6: Wash dat shit out of your hair

After a few hours, rinse out the extra dye that's all up in your head. Use cold water, as warm water will un-dye your hair. This is the least fun part of the dyeing process. It's all like-

*rinse rinse rinse*

you- Done!

hair- Lol no, you missed a spot. Now I'm all sticky.

you- Not a problem, I'll just rinse that part out again.

*rinse rinse rinse*

hair- Nope. 

you- What the fuck? I just washed you thoroughly twice.

hair- Did you know my favorite number is 42?

you- What the hell does that have to do with anything, hair?

hair- THAT'S HOW MANY TIMES YOU MUST WASH ME BEFORE YOU CAN RID ME OF ALL THE BLUE STICKY SHIT YOU PUT IN ME, BITCH.

After that, it should look something like this.

again, makeup is for pussies.

Step 7: Clean up the horrendous mess you probably made

Shut up, you know you made a mess too. My bathroom looks like I murdered a bunch of blue raspberry jolly-ranchers.

Step 8: Make a stupid blog post about dyeing your hair blue

.......kthxbai