Body modifications I want

MODIFICATION: stretched ears (lobes) 

I have my ears at a 6g right now, which is stretched, but not yet to the size shown above, which is about how large I want mine.

MODIFICATION: scarification

The process of professionally carving a design into the skin. Hurts super duper bad, is a pain in the ass, can get infected or fucked up. So awesome.

MODIFICATION: heavy tattooing

I plan on becoming a tattoo artist myself, and there really isn't a part of me that I wouldn't tattoo. (Exceptions being the most obvious parts of my face and my lady bits.)

MODIFICATION: stretched labret (lower lip)

This is basically taking a lip piercing a bit further. It's the same process as stretching your ears. However, it's common for people to get this modification professionally scalpelled (cut) instead of going through the process of stretching.

MODIFICATION: medusa (philtrum) piercing

Yeah, you know that lip dent thing that nobody knows the name of? It's called your philtrum, and I would like mine pierced.

MODIFICATION: bridge piercing

The bridge of your nose. Apparently it hurts like a bitch and gets infected easily. I still want it.

MODIFICATION: stretched septum

Septums (the middle of the inside of your nose) are usually pierced at about a 14g, which is very small. You can stretch it though! The picture above is, if I can guess accurately, around a 6g or an 8g. I would very much like mine to be around that size.

MODIFICATION: dermal piercings

These also apparently hurt like a motherfucker. They have to dig a hole in your flesh and then anchor a little nub thing into it. I want several.

MODIFICATION: eyebrow piercing

One of the most common facial piercings ever. Me gusta.

HAIR TIME! Yeah, these aren't modifications, but it's stuff I'd like to do with my hair so shut the fuck up.

LONG ASS HAIR

I'm currently growing my hair as long as I can get it. This might take a few years.

DEATH HAWK

Like a mohawk but more badass. The hair is longer and thicker and it's a more gothy style. Obviously quite the opposite of really long hair. I still think it's awesome and sexy as fuck so I might also do this at some point in my life.

mkay, goobye

My love for body modification; how'd that happen?

So I don't know if you know me personally, but you probably do. If you do, you know that body modification is a thing that I want to pursue. Even if you don't know me, I mean, I have several posts pertaining to the piercings and tattoos I've given myself like a stupid teenager.

HOW THIS HAPPENED (I think):

-Age 7

At this point in my life, I was still relatively innocent, as are most 7 year olds. I didn't know shit about body modification, but I knew that I really enjoyed the color black and vampires and sticking out in public and such. I enjoyed princesses and my little ponies though, so that sorta overshadowed my still undeveloped badassery.

-Age 10

So I was in 5th grade at this point. This was the peak of my label as a tomboy. In other words, I looked either like a little boy, or a butch lesbian midget. What I'm getting at is that I had somehow kinda tapped into my inner source of weird rebelliousness that had priorly laid mostly dormant in my psyche. I still knew nothing about body modification except for the occasional tattoo or piercing, so I was not into that stuff yet; this meant that my only way to "rebel" was to be really loud in class and apparently dress like an FTM transgendered little asshat.

-Age 12

I was in 7th grade, and I started hanging out with kids in high school. Like, the pot smoking kids who are really awesome and nice and smart so shut the fuck up they were not drug addicts and pot is not bad for you blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH
As I was saying, hanging out with those kids made me realize that being different is not only acceptable, but also awesome. That's kinda when I started learning about all those nice modification things. I didn't know a lot about it though, so I still didn't really realize that I wanted to pursue that type of thang. I was still in that stage where I was like, "OMG. SO MANY NEW THINGS. I AM SO MATURE. I KNOW EVERYTHING. I AM LIKE AN ALL-KNOWING, ENLIGHTENED, WHITE, TWELVE YEAR OLD BUDDHA."

-Age 13

8th grade was when I realized that body modification was a thing that I would marry if it was a living being. This is the point when I started researching and learning all about different types of tattoos, stretched piercings, subdermal implants, microdermal implants, scarification, and all those nice things. I realized that I kinda loved all that weird stuff that can easily be classified by some as mutilation. It's going past little tattoos and piercings. This is hardcore shit, and not only did I realize that I wanted it, but I realized that it was a type of art that I wanted to create. Like, on people. 

Modified people that I think look awesome with modifications I would like to learn how to replicate:

Dem eyes, and dat septum, and dat everything

Such tattoo, very sub dermal implants

This bitch is fucking gorgeous

This guy is a professional model and appeared in Lady Gaga's music video for Born This Way, motherfucker is a badass

Pauly Unstoppable; he has so many more modifications now (complete body tattoo coverage, more stretched piercings, ocular tattooing) this is an old photo

I don't know who this is but scarification on top of heavy tattooing is actually an awesome idea

By the way, I'm gonna tell you peoples a little something. People with heavy modifications DON'T HATE THEMSELVES. They were not all raped as kids, they don't rape kids, they don't murder kids, and they don't do any of that crap. Modifications are a passion and if you don't like it then you can go live your own normal life. Bitch. 

I plan on going to an illustration college, which would help my chances of becoming a professional tattoo artist/body modifier. So, if you want a professional awesome tattoo or piercing in about ten years, call me. We can work some shit out. You know, scaring the general public and such.

Stick-and-poke tattoos

If you've never heard of an S&P tattoo, no worries, because you've probably already heard of "prison tattoos," which are the exact same thing. It's basically the single most retarded and unsanitary thing you could ever possibly do to yourself; that might be why I have three of them.


TATTOO #1- HEART, OUTER WRIST/FOREARM (LEFT)

This was my first one, and I did it several months ago...and it's still there. I mean, that's how tattoos work. They don't go away.

TATTOO #2- CONSTELLATION TRIANGLE, INNER WRIST (LEFT)

I did this one around the same time as the first one. I wasn't even thinking when I did this one. I was kinda just stabbing myself with a bunch of ink in a triangular pattern and it's still there. It's a tattoo so it will be there forever, too.

TATTOO #3- 8TH NOTE (LE INNER RIGHT FOOT)

This one just happened to be ridiculously painful. Not in an agonizing way, but in a way that felt like constant bee stings, reason being that the skin on your inner foot is extremely thin. Therefor, your nerves are right there, so each time you stab the ink in....it feels exactly like how it sounds.

So each one of these has its own specific meaning to me, which I won't get into because you didn't come to this blog to feel feels, you came here either to laugh with me or laugh at me. I'm cool with either one.

MATERIALS NEEDED FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED MODIFICATION:

-A thin needle

-Ink of some sort

-Skin

-A relatively high pain tolerance

-Patience

HOW TO TATTOO YOURSELF LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT USING SAID MATERIALS:

-Decide what design you want to permanently inflict upon yourself and in what spot

-Dip needle into ink

-Stab yourself a lot until desired shape/design is achieved

-Look in the mirror and shame yourself for being a delinquent because this is a really stupid thing to do and nobody should be as stupid as I am

-Most likely die from the ink poisoning or infection that you'll get from doing this


DISCLAIMER: Seriously, don't do this. If you want a tattoo, go see a professional. I plan on becoming a tattoo artist when I'm an adult, but for now, I'm left to my own devices and I just happen to be a stupid rebel with a high pain tolerance and a decent immune system. If I see you walking around with a stick and poke tattoo after reading this post, I will throw you off a bridge for being so stupid. 
-end of hypocritical rant-