Showing posts with label metal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label metal. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2014

How my music taste developed

Do pardon if this post is shitty. I'm having a major belt of hyperactivity and I'm typing faster than I ever have in my life it's actually really scary and I think I might need some medication to control whatever the hell is happening in my brain right now.

So my music taste is really weird. I consider myself a metalhead with great pride, because metal (in several different forms, nu-metal being one of my favorites) is my primary music choice. However, if we get into my other music tastes, you may begin to wonder who the hell brought me up. Well, let me answer that for you; I was raised by being passed around between my parents, my grandparents, and my uncle. By the time I was around ten, I had been raised on a solid foundation of classical music, Fergie, P!nk, Green Day, Pink Floyd, and other bands that start with a color.

In other words, I liked Boroque and Punk.
Then, 5th grade happened.

At this point, I was just uncovering that part of me that was like "I am rebellious but not too rebellious so I'm going to be a little bit rebellious but not enough to bother anybody but still pretty rebellious." I didn't really know how to deal with this, so I didn't. However, this was the time that I got my first ipod touch, which meant I could get apps. Along with Doodle Jump and Minination and maybe some apps that could be classified as porn, I installed the Vevo app.
In case you've been living under an extremely heavy and technologically impaired rock for the past seven years, Vevo is a music video viewing website. I had the app for about two months before somehow stumbling across Seether's music video for Fake It. I honestly cannot recall how I managed to find this video, but it was the single best thing that had ever happened to me, with growing boobs at a close 2nd.

Anyway, I had never listened to nor even really heard of nu metal or grunge before. That's why I believe I was so fascinated with this video/song. I had suddenly gone from listening to Big Girls Don't Cry to 35 year old men simultaneously playing loud instruments and smoking Marlboros.
one of these things is not like the others

So I have this weird mentality that has effected me since I can remember; if I find a band that I like, I'm afraid to listen to more than one or two of their songs because I'm afraid I'm gonna find a really shitty song and be disappointed and stop listening to said band. This caused me to listen specifically and only to Fake It and Remedy because I was somehow convinced that all of Seether's other songs would be shit. This went on for a good two years or so.

In 7th grade, along with blossoming into a fully fledged delinquent, I decided it was time to start listening to some more hardcore music. This evolved into getting into the well known genre of Punk, with bands such as Rise Against and Blink 182, besides Green Day which I had already been listening to since I'd come out of the womb. I felt so badass, like I should've been in a motorcycle gang. You know, one full of hormonal twelve year old girls who don't know what their own genitals look like.

Anywho, I was into punk for a good year or so after that, exceptions being like three Seether songs. Then, the end of eighth grade.

At this time, I had started listening to lots of grunge and 60's stuff. I had gotten over my fear of listening to new songs and Seether became my favorite band of all time, and at that status it still remains. But I had not yet discovered real metal. Until, that is, I discovered Children of Bodom.

Children of Bodom is a progressive death metal band from Finland, and they're a little bit horrifying. As I recall, I discovered them by shitting around on the interwebs for a while and I decided to look up "death metal songs" for some reason. Children of Bodom came up. I listened to a few of their songs. I was horrified. I think I may have shit myself. And I loved it.

After that fateful discovery, I began listening to more metal bands, such as Slipknot and Decapitated. I also got into black metal around the beginning of this school year.

Essentially, my music taste has just spiralled downward into this pit of horror and blood and screaming and inaudible lyrics and guys wearing makeup. Currently, I'm very happy with the music that I listen to, which consists mainly of grunge, nu metal, and death metal. I'm always open to new stuff, but metal will forever be the music I listen to in the shower; the most crucial and to-the-point time of music listening-to. I mean, you can't go and skip a song while you're in the shower. You'd better prepare your playlist for absolutely no skips, unless you want to require a new music-playing device every time you shower. Actually, if you're rich enough to do that, you could probably afford to just pay the actual band to come and play in your shower. But if you're like the rest of us, you know that shower time is time to listen to only your favorite music.

This post went downhill very suddenly.

Remember to shower regularly, kids.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

My very favorite songs

I guess one could say that this post is a continuation of this post about my favorite bands. This one is most of my favorite songs. NOTE: I listen mainly to progressive death metal, nu metal, grunge, and hard rock. I'm pretty sure there's some indie rock and psychedelic rock from the 60s in there too, though. These are in no particular order. (Another thing; I had to fucking look up how to embed grooveshark songs in blogger, specifically for this post. You'd better appreciate this shit.)
Needles by Seether
Needles by Seether on Grooveshark
GENRE: nu metal/hard rock

Spheres of Madness by Decapitated
Spheres of Madness by Decapitated on Grooveshark
GENRE: progressive death metal

Bleed by Meshuggah
Bleed by Meshuggah on Grooveshark
GENRE: progressive death metal

Blooddrunk by Children of Bodom
Blooddrunk by Children of Bodom on Grooveshark
GENRE: melodic/progressive death metal

Out of My Way by Seether
Out of My Way by Seether on Grooveshark
GENRE: nu metal/hard rock

Gasoline by Seether
Gasoline by Seether on Grooveshark
GENRE: hard rock

Lions in Cages by Wolf Gang
Lions In Cages by Wolf Gang on Grooveshark
GENRE: indie rock

Let it Go by Fossil Collective (NO, NOT THE ONE FROM FROZEN, ASSWIPE)
Let It Go by Fossil Collective on Grooveshark
GENRE: indie

Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana
Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana on Grooveshark
GENRE: grunge

Inside the Fire by Disturbed
Inside the Fire by Disturbed on Grooveshark
GENRE: hard rock

Indestructible by Disturbed
Indestructible by Disturbed on Grooveshark
GENRE: hard rock

El Negro Cósmico by Caifanes
El negro cósmico by Caifanes on Grooveshark
GENRE: spanish soft rock

Snuff by Slipknot
Snuff by Slipknot on Grooveshark
GENRE: soft rock

Psychosocial by Slipknot
Psychosocial by Slipknot on Grooveshark
GENRE: nu metal

People=Shit by Slipknot
People=Shit by Slipknot on Grooveshark
GENRE: nu metal

Aneurism by Nirvana
Aneurysm by Nirvana on Grooveshark
GENRE: grunge

Isolation by Alter Bridge
Isolation by Alter Bridge on Grooveshark
GENRE: rock/hard rock

Breath Again by Alter Bridge
Breathe Again by Alter Bridge on Grooveshark
GENRE: rock

Voodoo Child (live) by Jimi Hendrix
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) by Jimmy Hendrix on Grooveshark
GENRE: 60s rock

Fuck It by Seether
Fuck It by Seether on Grooveshark
GENRE: nu metal/grunge

Friday, March 7, 2014

My life of vocals

I started attempting to be a singer at the tender age of about, I don't know, three and a half seconds old. I think I was pretty good. I could definitely have been a death metal vocalist at that age, but I seem to have lost my touch.
Just kidding. But seriously, I think every single girl out there dreamed of being a music star at some age, usually pretty early on. My earliest memory of wanting to be a singer was at my 5th birthday party.  I had it at Sharkey's kids hair salon in Westport Connecticut and it was fabulous as fuck. I mean, I knew I was fabulous from the time I knew how to say the word "glitter." I took the liberty of going onto google images to find some pictures of the place. So many glittery, fabulous memories.



I mean, this was top-notch fabulosity. This was a hair cutting place. Now you can have an idea of what a glamorous child I was, not to mention how badly my mom wanted me to be one of those child pageant queens. ANYWAY, at this "glamour girl" party, after we ate fabulous cake and dressed in fabulous clothes, we had a fabulous kareoke session. That's the day I realized that I was completely, horrifically tone deaf. As a fresh, new five year old who didn't really know shit about music and half the time still slept in pull-ups, this didn't bother me in the least. However, as the years went on, I began to care more and more about my singing voice.
After many years of practicing my singing (in private), I stopped being entirely tone deaf. However, I couldn't exactly hit the notes very easily. I'd know exactly what note to hit, but my voice just didn't want to hit it. I also could not for the life of me do that fancy WOOOoooOOOOOooOOOO hitting-tons-of-different-notes-within-two-seconds-without-taking-a-breath thing. I was okay, but I also kinda sucked. I tried really hard to do all those fancy things with my voice, but to no avail. Instead, my life was kinda just like;
Until I was about twelve, that is. I got kinda good that year. I still couldn't do that fancy WOOOooooOWOOOOOOO thing that I mentioned earlier, but I had hit puberty. That meant that my voice was a lot richer and deeper and it just sounded nicer. It also meant that I had awkward boob nubbies and acne on absolutely everything. Let's not dwell on that though. 

Okay. We can dwell on it a little bit. 
Ha, haha, ha. Oh god. 

Anyway, then 8th grade happened. I say this because I have no explanation as to why the hell I suddenly got really, really good at vocals, so the only way I can say what happened is, "8th grade happened." I finally was able to do that WOOOooooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOO thing. I learned how to scream, kinda. I don't think I'll ever be able to do a death metal growl, only because I'm a lady and my voice can only go so deep. I really do wish I was able to, though. Then I could go in public and scare the actual fuck out of everybody who passes by me. I'd be all like, lol I'm just a tiny little 5'2 teenager girl and people would be like lol I'm just walkin past this tiny little teenager girl and I'd be all like hello random pedestrian nothing unusual here I'm just a polite little teenager girl and they'd be all like hello little teenager girl and then I'd be all like FUCKING DEATH I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY WITH MY FAT BLACK DICK UP YOUR BELLYBUTTON AFTER I DINE ON UNBORN FETUSES WITH UNICORN BLOOD AS BARBECUE SAUCE

Anywho, I guess I'm also the lead vocalist in a band now. I'm pretty happy about that, because I'll get to be all musical with some of my besties and that'll be fun. I mean, as long as I don't have to do death metal growls.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Why people need to stop bagging on metal

Ah, metal. One of the most hated and misunderstood genres of music in all history.

Thrash metal.
Nu metal.
Death metal.
Black metal.
Progressive metal.
Heavy metal.
Glam metal.
Viking metal.
Speed metal.
Power metal.
Melodic power metal.

There are so many genres of metal, it's absolutely ridiculously awesome. If you're interested in investing some of your time in learning more about the roots and history of metal, I highly suggest this link to a literal map of metal. It is literally a map that some genius created in order to show the progression, roots,  and genres of metal. Actually, even if you don't feel like learning about that stuff, I still highly recommend clicking on that link.

Do it.

Now.
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Didja click it? If you didn't, go up there and fucking click that shit. It's not a request, it's a demand.

Anyway.
What I'm trying to get at is that so many people claim to hate metal for all the wrong reasons. Here's a lot of shit that I get about metal:

- I can't understand what they're saying.
Oh, go ahead, please recite to me the lyrics of your goddamn rap songs that go about seventy miles per second. Or what about Gangnam style? The Macarena? Yeah, that's what I thought, now you sit your ass down.
Nah, but really, it's understandable that seemingly incomprehensible screaming isn't most people's favorite, but think about it this way; lyrics are not all that metalheads focus on. To us, the drums, the guitar riffs, and just the pure music is what makes us happy. Also, after a while, you kinda just train your ears to understand somewhat what the artist is saying/ferociously growling.

- Metal is Satanic.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO SWEET BLACK BABY JESUS, NO.
You are so misinformed that I can't even be mad at you. Let me explain.
Just because the music sounds angry does not mean that they are talking about Satan, or anything even closely pertaining to religion at all. However, if you're afraid of metal being Satanic, do avoid Black Metal. If you don't want to stumble across songs such as Incipit Satan and Skald Av Satans Sol, just stay away from that particular genre, which is a world all on its own. No other metal is like that. For reals. Pinkie promise.


- It's so angry.
That is actually an opinion, not a fact, believe it or not. Metalheads find such joy in the rhythm of the drums, the fast-paced guitar riffs and power chords, it's anything but angry. Have you ever seen a brotherhood of metalheads? We all just hang out together, headbanging and smiling and laughing. Metal is a vessel of friendship for us. I guess you could say it pumps us up instead of scaring the shit out of us like it does other people; think of it like a giant ass roller coaster. Horrifying to some, thrilling to others.
it makes us THIS happy.

- All those guys are dirty.
Is it because of their long hair and occasional body paint/corpse paint? If it is, you are greatly mislead. Metalheads are just like everyone else when it comes to hygiene. We shower regularly and brush our teeth and wash our clothes, just like you. (Also, contrary to popular belief, metalheads can also be girls. So, if you're gonna say "those guys are dirty", you should probably substitute "guys" with "people", because there are some hardcore vaginas out there too.)

So, the gist of this post is just that metal is not what a lot of people make it out to be. It brings people together, makes people happy, and has been enjoyed by metalheads for generations. 

I'm not asking you to listen to metal, let alone enjoy it. I'm just stating facts. Metal isn't as horrible as you might think. It's actually really awesome. Metalheads are really nice, too. Don't judge metal until you truly know metal.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

I'll be deaf by the time I'm 30

So I spend probably 99% of my life playing or listening to music. That includes while I'm sleeping. The only time I ever really don't listen to music is in PE, and it's an incredibly boring and hate-filled hour and a half. In class, I will sit there and listen to my teacher, with an earbud in my left ear. I've trained myself to function normally while also listening to music constantly on full blast. May I also add, I listen pretty exclusively to a vast array of death metal, black metal, punk, and grunge.

What I look like in class:

 What I'm actually like:
 I realize it's a very real possibility that I'll be completely deaf by the time I get my first gray hair. The level of volume plus the genres of music I listen to can almost assure this. However, this will not stop me. I'll be like Beethoven. I'll be deaf as a corpse, but I'll be writing music like a motherfucking boss because I can feel vibrations from my instruments. It'll still be really depressing, because then I'm not sure if I could sing anymore. 

Will that stop be from listening to music 24/7 on full volume? 

Hell no. 

Just realize that if I speak to you, in my ears, I can still hear you. It just so happens that your voice will be mixing with those of Shaun Morgan and Infernus and Trey Azagthoth and all those motherfuckers. I'll still be paying attention to you, so don't worry.

Unless you're reading this 30 years from now....then you might have to tap me on the shoulder and use sign language.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

My very favorite bands

I've decided to come back almost a year after I originally posted this to edit it and make it less stupid.

I listen mostly to grunge, progressive death metal, alternative rock, hard rock, melodic death metal, and some black metal when I'm feeling norwegian.
These are the bands I listen to the mostest.
Children of Bodom 
(death metal)

 Seether
(my all time favorite band) 
(nu metal/hard rock/grunge)

Meshuggah 
(progressive death metal)

Morbid Angel 
(death metal)

Alter Bridge 
(hard rock)

Pink Floyd 
(60's rock/psychedelic rock)

Billy Talent 
(punk)

Motionless in White 
(screamo)

Darkthrone 
(black metal)

Cannibal Corpse 
(death metal)

Jimi Hendrix 
(this is just his signature, that guy didn't even need a logo) 
(If you don't know what genre Jimi Hendrix is then you need to look in the mirror, stare into your own reflection, and tell yourself what a horrible person you are)

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 
(post-hardcore)

A Day to Remember 
(screamo/pop-punk)

Green Day 
(punk)

Rise Against 
(punk)

Nirvana 
(grunge)

Decapitated 
(progressive death metal)

Gorgoroth 
(black metal)

Slipknot 
(nu metal/progressive death metal)

Chelsea Grin 
(progressive death metal)

Type O Negative
(hard rock)

Nocturnal Depression
(black metal/doom metal)

Red Hot Chili Peppers
(alternative rock or whatever I don't really know)

Weezer
(90's alternative rock or something)

Radiohead
(alternative rock/soft rock/weird ass independent rock)