STEP 1: ONLY WEAR LIKE 3 PIECES OF CLOTHING AND NOTHING ELSE EVER
STEP 2: DRAW/PAINT MORBID, MILDLY TRAUMATIZING IMAGES THAT WOULD GET ANY NORMAL PERSON SENT TO A PSYCHIATRIC UNIT
STEP 3: BE THE WHITEST SHADE THAT HUMAN SKIN COULD POSSIBLY BE WITHOUT BEING CLASSIFIED AS HAVING ALBINISM
STEP 4: HAVE GENETICALLY MUTATED IRISES
STEP 5: HAVE A RELATIVELY ATTRACTIVE SMILE, BUT NEVER ACTUALLY DISPLAY SAID SMILE; ONLY MAKE REALLY ABNORMAL AND TERRIFYING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS NO MATTER THE SITUATION BECAUSE WHO NEEDS FRIENDS, NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
"Hmmm, this girl seems pleasant and good-looking"
"OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK"
STEP 6: LOVE YOUR COLLECTION OF MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS MORE THAN YOUR FRIENDS OR FAMILY
STEP 7: LISTEN EXCLUSIVELY TO NU METAL, GRUNGE, DEATH METAL, BLACK METAL, AND...........PSYCHEDELIC ROCK FOR SOME REASON
"They look dirty."
"Aaaaand, nightmares"
"Is that a homeless man?
"That guy seems like the kind of person who rapes and eats puppies"
"Well that sure doesn't look very safe"
"YAY RAINBOWS OMG!"
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